Post by crusader17 on Sept 6, 2016 19:06:36 GMT
2/23/2016, Liberty, TX. First kill. Loner vamp. Beheading.
3/15/2016, Houston, TX. Three vamps. Gassed and ignited. Biblical.
3/20/2016, Houston, TX. Eight ghouls. Baseball bat.
4/1/2016, Tampa, FL. Goblin. Tricked it with a riddle and shoved it in an oven. April Fools, bitch.
4/16/2016, Orlando, FL. Shapechanger. Silver bullets.
Vacation to Disney World.
5/2/2016, Spartanburg, SC. Ghost haunting an old abandoned house. Cliche. Beat it back to death with a cleaved tire iron.
5/8/2016, Spartanburg, SC. Vampire DJ. Tied him up on the roof before sunrise.
5/22/2016, Hartford, CT. 62 shamblers with an RC car and plastic explosives. Destroyed historic cemetery. My bad.
6/19/2016, Bangor, ME. Checked in on Stephen King just to be on the safe side. Definitely human. His gardener wasn't. One Goblin, shovel.
7/26/2016, Cleveland, OH. Some fish monster living in Lake Erie. Speedboat propeller.
8/12/2016, Dodge City, KS. Witch. Holy water and a grenade.
8/21/2016, Santa Fe, NM. Vampire nest. 8 vamps in a basement. Collapsed it.
9/2/2016, San Diego, CA. Shapechanger. Chopped it into enough pieces it wouldn't grow back.
Crusader17 is available for private functions and parties. If you're a monster and you're tired of your wicked, sinful life, give me a call at 1-800-FUCK-YOU and I will gladly come resolve that for you.
3/15/2016, Houston, TX. Three vamps. Gassed and ignited. Biblical.
3/20/2016, Houston, TX. Eight ghouls. Baseball bat.
4/1/2016, Tampa, FL. Goblin. Tricked it with a riddle and shoved it in an oven. April Fools, bitch.
4/16/2016, Orlando, FL. Shapechanger. Silver bullets.
Vacation to Disney World.
5/2/2016, Spartanburg, SC. Ghost haunting an old abandoned house. Cliche. Beat it back to death with a cleaved tire iron.
5/8/2016, Spartanburg, SC. Vampire DJ. Tied him up on the roof before sunrise.
5/22/2016, Hartford, CT. 62 shamblers with an RC car and plastic explosives. Destroyed historic cemetery. My bad.
6/19/2016, Bangor, ME. Checked in on Stephen King just to be on the safe side. Definitely human. His gardener wasn't. One Goblin, shovel.
7/26/2016, Cleveland, OH. Some fish monster living in Lake Erie. Speedboat propeller.
8/12/2016, Dodge City, KS. Witch. Holy water and a grenade.
8/21/2016, Santa Fe, NM. Vampire nest. 8 vamps in a basement. Collapsed it.
9/2/2016, San Diego, CA. Shapechanger. Chopped it into enough pieces it wouldn't grow back.
Crusader17 is available for private functions and parties. If you're a monster and you're tired of your wicked, sinful life, give me a call at 1-800-FUCK-YOU and I will gladly come resolve that for you.